Wednesday, June 18, 2003



Cock Puppets

No, not members of the Bush Administration. This is a book of. . . well . . . paper adornments for the male member. Choices include plants, animals, and vehicles. It even comes with suggested dialogue for the "play" between partners. Here's directions for "The Steam Engine":

The Call: "Chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff, Whoooooooooooo! Got to make it! Got to make it!"

The Reply: "Please stand well clear of the tracks, the 11.25 express is coming through!"

The Play: Swing forearms vertically to simulate pistons. Move toward your partner in a straight line while making loud, rhythmic steam emission noises. Blow whistle before moving off again.


Okay, it sounds goofy, but more fun than spending your night cataloging Bush Administration atrocities.

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