Friday, June 27, 2003

STROM THURMOND MURDERED BY SHOCK OF SUPREME COURT INTEGRATIONIST SODOMY RULING

THE PRESIDENT: Please be seated. I would say "good morning," but I cannot, for today comes on the heals of one of the darkest days in the entire history of our great Christian nation. Yesterday evening, heroic spring chicken and pillar of inclusiveness Senator Strom Thurmond was brutally murdered by a deranged and sickening United States Supreme Court ruling.

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As I mentioned in my speech at his 100th birthday party, Senator Thurmond was a soft-spoken champion of individual rights, like the right to string up your Nigra neighbor if'n he so much as spits a watermelon seed across the street from your wife. He bravely resisted the second invasion of the south by the Union Army – or as sissies call it, the "Civil Rights Movement." Indeed, Senator Thurmond believed every white, heterosexual Christian soldier has a right to happiness – and if happiness includes not having to imagine what sordid, dog-like rutting goes on behind the closed doors of anus-worshipping Broadway man-starlets, then so be it.

From Whitehouse.org



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