Saturday, July 26, 2003

Treasonous Singer Banned for Criticizing Fearless Leader's Physique

"'A Baltimore acoustic artist has been banned from playing the Fredericksburg Borders Books & Music store -- apparently because she made fun of President Bush's legs... Julia Rose, a singer-songwriter and a fitness advocate who often shows audiences her six-pack abs, told a Fredericksburg Borders audience Friday: 'George Bush has chicken legs. He needs to pump some iron.' ... 'I never said anything about Bush being a bad president or anything. I was just poking fun at his scrawny frame.'' "

Next up: President Bush proves his vigor by swimming across the Potomac. . .


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