Monday, January 26, 2004

Ashcroft defends war on Iraq, says Saddam used "Evil Chemistry"

In the wake of remarks by outgoing weapons inspector David Kay -- who said he does not believe Iraq possessed outlawed weapons of mass destruction -- U.S. Attorney-General John Ashcroft on Monday strongly defended the war that toppled Saddam Hussein, saying his past use of “evil chemistry” and “evil biology” justified U.S. actions.

Ashcroft went on to state that he knew Saddam's chemistry was evil because, "He turned me into a newt!" Met with incredulous stares, Ashcroft explained, "I got better".


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