Friday, June 30, 2006

Day-by-day, Chris Muir becomes more of a chickenhawk scumbag.

Here's the original Day-By-Day comic strip that inspired my o'magee. (Thanks to Steve in comments for finding it).

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Be advised, we got zips in the wire.

Looks like the cyberjihad is heating up down at the home of the flatulent jammies.

Internet Islamists on the hunt.

Michelle Malkin is experiencing problems with her weblog after being the target of cyberattacks. While they last, Pajamas Media will host her posts . . .

Yes, war is hell on the Keyboard Kommando front. Those potty-mouth Muslamofacsists are at it again.

"After receiving several threats and experiencing one denial of service attack upon appearing on Fox News Channel to display the Mohammed Cartoons, my site went down again this morning . . ."
But as long as brave Ms. Malkin goes down drawing fire, the cyberjahadists with never cyberattack the cyberheartland. Its like the flypaper strategy, only its cyberpaper, and you still have a hand free for the cybersex.

In not really related news: Hello infidel? Are you having Prince Albert in the can?
Marine in 'Fahrenheit 9/11' killed

DETROIT - A Marine and one-time recruiter who appeared in Michael Moore's documentary film "Fahrenheit 9/11" has died in a roadside bombing in Iraq. Staff Sgt. Raymond J. Plouhar, 30, died Monday of wounds suffered while conducting combat operations in Iraq's volatile Anbar province, the Defense Department said Tuesday.

Plouhar, who was stationed at Camp Pendleton, Calif., had taken four years off from active duty to serve as a recruiter in Flint after donating one of his kidneys to his uncle. He is seen in the 2004 film approaching prospective recruits in a mall parking lot.

America mourns, until distracted by the commercial for dollar Whoppers at the Burger King.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

And now, happy thoughts from our friends at REDSTATE!

Homosexuality - A Congenital Defect

Synopsis - what happens when a eugenics hobbyist is given unmonitored access to the Internets.

Seems that our new friend vbPhil found an article at BBC Online which he cites as:

"further proof that sexual orientation is not a personal choice. The study suggests that males who share the same mother with multiple older male siblings, may have been effected by the mothers body during gestation . . . Scientists from Michigan State University said: 'These data strengthen the notion that the common denominator between biological brothers, the mother, provides a prenatal environment that fosters homosexuality in her younger sons.'"
The study also proves that the unrestricted application of the Yokozuna by older brothers on younger brothers is having a terrible unintended effect. Hold on. The voice in vbPhil's head is suggesting something else. What's it telling you, vb?

"It tells me that homosexual tendencies should be considered a disease; a congenital defect. Once this has been established, then the logical next step would be to consider treatment options, just as we can now correct other congenital abnormalities."
Yeah! But before we can develop a cure were gonna need a place to keep them 'mos. Maybe something like a camp . . . Wait now. Before the v-man can even pitch a tent, he want's to start with the medical experiments.

"Perhaps newborns should be treated with hormone therapy under certain conditions, in much the same way as they are placed under special lights to reverse the yellowing effect of jaundice."
Or you know what would be cool? If we inject die into their eyes so they look like Marilyn Manson! Bitchin'!

"Babies who are born with severely cleft pallets are no longer left to suffer their condition. Why should we suffer babies to be confused about their sexual orientation throughout their lives."
Yeah, and and what about the baby boys who are gay and have cleft pallets? They face the horror of a lifetime of doing sloppy blow jobs. Death, where is your sting?

"Yes, this study may be more valuable than I first thought. Perhaps a horrible malady can now be properly addressed as a medical condition, rather than as a simple life style choice that demands equality under the law."
Next up: special quarantine for those poor souls who contract Moonbat Syndrome.